10 Things I Learned at Lee's Wedding
10. The Red Fish Grill is about 2 hangings of sheetrock and a coat of paint away from Bourbon St debauchery, if you listen good enough you can hear the crinkle of dollar bills.
9. Brian would have made a great Hitler on the balcony.
8. The DH Holmes parking lot would be a great natural set for the next Saw movie or Seven or take your pick of serial killer flicks. I still don't know how I made it out of there alive.
7. That videographer was a complete prick, oh wait is that microphone on?
6. I'm glad I'm not roughly 21 years old and 12 sheets to the wind drunk at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, dodging hotel room furniture, hallway walls and generally looking like a complete tool. Yikes.
5. Losing 25lbs in preparation for the wedding was worth it, even though I gained 5lbs back just before. Dangit. Once more into the breach.
4. I may create my own product line of hairspray called "The Helmet".
3. I'm tight friends with some pretty great guys. I mean, who else is gonna get you a more catsassy groomsman gift than a Trogdor the Burninator messenger bag! \mm/
2. John did indeed have the ring. Excellent work boys.
1. Lee was knee deep in... pina coladas!
Congratulations to Lee & Lindsay!!
God bless you guys and have fun, yo!
9. Brian would have made a great Hitler on the balcony.
8. The DH Holmes parking lot would be a great natural set for the next Saw movie or Seven or take your pick of serial killer flicks. I still don't know how I made it out of there alive.
7. That videographer was a complete prick, oh wait is that microphone on?
6. I'm glad I'm not roughly 21 years old and 12 sheets to the wind drunk at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, dodging hotel room furniture, hallway walls and generally looking like a complete tool. Yikes.
5. Losing 25lbs in preparation for the wedding was worth it, even though I gained 5lbs back just before. Dangit. Once more into the breach.
4. I may create my own product line of hairspray called "The Helmet".
3. I'm tight friends with some pretty great guys. I mean, who else is gonna get you a more catsassy groomsman gift than a Trogdor the Burninator messenger bag! \mm/
2. John did indeed have the ring. Excellent work boys.
1. Lee was knee deep in... pina coladas!
Congratulations to Lee & Lindsay!!
God bless you guys and have fun, yo!
posted by fuel52 at 3:29 PM
2 Comments:
Killer messenger bag update. It is currently being used as messenger bag for my bible and portfolio, complete with a pen and notes for bible study.
ROCK
This post made me wish I was up with your blog all the way back in the day.
I loved this. (Minus the Hitler part).
Favorite - the DH Holmes parking garage and Saw IV (when are me and you renting saw 3)
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